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Feeling disconnected? Swap doomscrolling for dirt-sniffing. Let a worm explain the secrets of the universe (or at least decomposition). Looking for a no-cost nervous system reset? Get your hands in living soil, inhale that microbial perfume, and remember you’re part of a much slower, older story.
This isn’t a workshop.
It’s a low-stakes, high-microbe rite of passage.
No perfection, no pressure — just microbes, magic, and a little mess.
📍 Location
Private garden in El Cerrito (address shared once your spot is confirmed)
Date & Time
TBD — every time 8 people sign up, we schedule a session that works for everyone. Compost is patient. So are we.
Cost
$20 or 100% discount if you know someone who is already a Church of Compost Member, ask them for The Code.
COVID Info/Accessibility
Outdoors. Come healthy. Mask optional. I will send a short video of route to anyone with mobility needs, can also customize movement based on needs.
Dirt-touching as divination
Worm consent + gentle fondling
Microbe sniff-tests
Compost trance journey
Optional crying, kneeling, praying, gagging
It’s all part of my local MLM scheme to:
• Get grounded and help keep water in the ground
• Transform waste into climate hope
• Recruit you into a dirt cult with a very poor leadership structure
Feeling disconnected? Swap doomscrolling for dirt-sniffing. Let a worm explain the secrets of the universe (or at least decomposition). Looking for a no-cost nervous system reset? Get your hands in living soil, inhale that microbial perfume, and remember you’re part of a much slower, older story.
This isn’t a workshop.
It’s a low-stakes, high-microbe rite of passage.
No perfection, no pressure — just microbes, magic, and a little mess.
📍 Location
Private garden in El Cerrito (address shared once your spot is confirmed)
Date & Time
TBD — every time 8 people sign up, we schedule a session that works for everyone. Compost is patient. So are we.
Cost
$20 or 100% discount if you know someone who is already a Church of Compost Member, ask them for The Code.
COVID Info/Accessibility
Outdoors. Come healthy. Mask optional. I will send a short video of route to anyone with mobility needs, can also customize movement based on needs.
Dirt-touching as divination
Worm consent + gentle fondling
Microbe sniff-tests
Compost trance journey
Optional crying, kneeling, praying, gagging
It’s all part of my local MLM scheme to:
• Get grounded and help keep water in the ground
• Transform waste into climate hope
• Recruit you into a dirt cult with a very poor leadership structure